Closet Overhaul Gifts

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Shoe addict.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Football addict

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

Closet.

The trouble with memory foam beds.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Buy them - and never look back."

'This closet needs digitized.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

His and Hers Wardrobe.