Closet Overhaul Pillows

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Shoe addict.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Football addict

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Buy them - and never look back."

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

Closet.

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

The trouble with memory foam beds.

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

'This closet needs digitized.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

His and Hers Wardrobe.

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

For Sale. And, of course, there's a roomy walk-in closet.