Closet Organizer Pillows

'We need a place with more closet space.'

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

Bat in the closet

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Hanger Management

His and Hers Wardrobe.

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

Can do...No can do

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

Shoe addict.

Ironing day.

His and Her wardrobe's

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

Two stressed drinking birds

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.