New Look Or Makeover Gifts

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Gardener

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Gardening#2

Curling your hair for no reason

Congratulations on the new you!

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Complete Makeover

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Football addict

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Any more thoughts about shaving yourself?"

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'