New Look Or Makeover T-Shirts

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Gardener

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Gardening#2

Congratulations on the new you!

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Complete Makeover

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Football addict

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"Any more thoughts about shaving yourself?"

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Time Table

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Take ten years off the top.'