Style Makeover T-Shirts

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Congratulations on the new you!

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Complete Makeover

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

'Take ten years off the top.'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!

"Boy, she has a new look."

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."