Style Makeover T-Shirts

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Congratulations on the new you!

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Complete Makeover

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

Russell Rebrand

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Take ten years off the top.'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

"May be I should part my hair on the right."