Style Makeover Fan T-Shirts

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Being Pampered.

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Hired Morning Suit

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

1870's disco

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'