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No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Man's best friends."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

IKEA Book

Bed Fellow

Introverted Chair

Futons/Futoffs

Must Adopt As A Pair.