Furniture Makeover Fans Pillows

Three Piece Furniture Distressing Kit

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Man's best friends."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Bed Fellow

Introverted Chair

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Futons/Futoffs