Style Makeover Fan Gifts

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Elton John

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Being Pampered.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Hired Morning Suit

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

1870's disco

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."