Smile Makeover Fan Gifts

Cosmetic dental surgery.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

Change your style, learn to smile!

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"You might consider new socks as well."

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

Fired because of sheepish grin.

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."