Smile Fanatic Gifts

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Dave :)

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me me up the wrong way.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

Celebrity Books.

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram