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"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Dave :)

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Change your style, learn to smile!

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me me up the wrong way.

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

Fired because of sheepish grin.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

Celebrity Books.

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'