Smiley Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Jaundice really ought to have wiped the smile off his face.'

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Kissing.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

Change your style, learn to smile!

Dave :)

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'