Smiley Aficionado T-Shirts

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

All we need is a smile

Dave :)

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Bunny Hop Hug

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

Teddy sweeping up zzz

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'