Smiley Enthusiast T-Shirts

Sisyphus pushing smiling boulder up hill.

Grumpy smiley face salesman.

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Repeat after me: 'I will never make a really convincing terrorist until I wipe this stupid grin off my face.'

"This is big..."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Dave :)

Kissing.

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'