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"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

Service with a smile.

'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

"Twenty Bucks, or, you could let a smile be your umbrella."

'Smile Please'

"It's important that a welcoming smile is always genuine, Susan."

'Doctor, this silly smile is frozen on my face.'

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

Happy thoughts...

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

Whale smiling at camera.

Brush your teeth!

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

The right curve on a smile can set a lot of things straight.

How are the Smiling Exercises Coming Along?

'They say I have an infectious smile!'

A dazzle of dentists

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"For goodness' sake Eric you don't have to like cheese. Just smile."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'I hate paying income tax!' 'Come on, pay up with a smile.' 'Trouble is, they insist on money!'

"Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place."

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'It's nothing serious. You just have an infectious grin.'

'I've broken a tooth.' 'You still have one left.'

Service With A Smile.

Jimmy Carter as a vicar.

'The smile is extra. Would you like one?'

'Don't forget to brush your teeth.'

'I appreciate your attitude but I'm afraid it's a loser's smile.'

'I still have all my own teeth!'

Having read that a smile uses 15 muscles, Harv goes for broke and uses 33.