Smile Aficionados Gifts

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Tongue in the ear...

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Dave :)

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Change your style, learn to smile!

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

Fired because of sheepish grin.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

Brush your teeth!

Whale smiling at camera.

I'd like this man declared a hostile witness, your honor. I'm sorry, counselor, but legally, I can't do that as long as he continues to smile at you.

"Jane, this is an intervention. Your teeth are white enough."

'Yes, they're my own teeth. I paid the dentist for them myself.'

Gymnastics.

"We'll be well into January before that post-holiday smile fades."