Smiling Enthusiast Gifts

'Now, the quickest way to get canned around here is to quit smiling!'

'Just pick my teeth - skip the video an oral hygiene.'

"Try to smile a bit louder."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"'Bring Your Dad to School Day' was so embarrassing Mum! Why didn't you warn my teacher that Dad is a hugger?"!

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Change your style, learn to smile!

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Wearing all black