Smiling Enthusiast Pillows

'Now, the quickest way to get canned around here is to quit smiling!'

'Just pick my teeth - skip the video an oral hygiene.'

"Try to smile a bit louder."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"'Bring Your Dad to School Day' was so embarrassing Mum! Why didn't you warn my teacher that Dad is a hugger?"!

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Dave :)

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Wearing all black

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"