Tv Makeover Show Fan Gifts

"I've decided to redecorate...starting with you!"

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Being Pampered.

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Magic Trick

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Curtain call

Ostrich TV.

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

"Let me do the talking!"