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"How much for a complete refurbishment?"

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Being Pampered.

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

"You might consider new socks as well."

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"

You called? Yes, I need a new image!

I have to build an ark -- He's doing a total makeover.

"So how do you like my makeover?"

"Last week, actually – thanks for noticing."

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."