Makeover Lover Gifts

"I'm thinking of having my tooth capped."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Fine, but that's the old you talking. The new you would never ask for a refund."

Beauty Salon - Husband brings wife in, saying, 'Action stations!'

Beauty Salon - Husband says to wife, 'Look on the bright side - you might be entitled to a refund.'.

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!

'This is going to be a lot more difficult now you've had that makeover.'

'You do complete makeovers here?'

"You're different from last time."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Complete Makeover

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Being Pampered.

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"