Makeover Lovers Gifts

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I don't like your application."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Curling your hair for no reason

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Complete Makeover

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Being Pampered.

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"Honestly Xanthe. You really need to start spending more on the lipsticks you lend me."

A grave with an array of beauty products

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup