Makeover Lovers Gifts

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I don't like your application."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Complete Makeover

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Being Pampered.

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

"Honestly Xanthe. You really need to start spending more on the lipsticks you lend me."

A grave with an array of beauty products

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'