Love Makeover Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh, Josh, I just know you can become the man I intend to make you into.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Dialogue

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Love Birds love just being together

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Complete Makeover

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

You make me want to be a better bum.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Whale Romance

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

Cupid

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"