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'Oh, Josh, I just know you can become the man I intend to make you into.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Dialogue

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Love Birds love just being together

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Valentines Balloons

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Complete Makeover

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Being Pampered.

Cupid

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.