Tv Makeover Show Fan Prints

"I've decided to redecorate...starting with you!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Clive Anderson

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Being Pampered.

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Magic Trick

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

Curtain call

Tommy Cooper

Ostrich TV.

Rabbit in giant top hat says: 'I had a word with the RSPCA about my cramped working conditions.'

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'I'm no Einstein, but I play one on TV!'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."