Makeover Fanatic Prints

'Congratulations! You've been selected for 'Total Desert Island Make-over'!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Choosing What To Wear.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Being Pampered.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Too Much?

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

Shopping Torture

Shoe Whore

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'