Makeover Fanatic Pillows

'Congratulations! You've been selected for 'Total Desert Island Make-over'!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Choosing What To Wear.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Being Pampered.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Shoe Whore

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Shopping Torture

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

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