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"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Dressed for Success!

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A Macaroni in 1772

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

New Suit.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'