Magical Makeover T-Shirts

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Congratulations on the new you!

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

Complete Makeover

"More concealer?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'This guy's FAST!'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'Mom never said she was a clown!'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Beauty Shop

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Brick Red Paint...