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"It's too late for a priest. This man needs a complete makeover."

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Curling your hair for no reason

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Hot pot

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

The legend of Chef Arthur.

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"More?"

"Fridge-to-table"

"More concealer?"

The quarantine self cut.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Oh you smoothie