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"It's too late for a priest. This man needs a complete makeover."

Come dine with me!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Curling your hair for no reason

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Hot pot

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"More concealer?"

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"Fridge-to-table"

The legend of Chef Arthur.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

The quarantine self cut.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Bake-a-thon.

Oh you smoothie