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Curling your hair for no reason

Ancel P.Neilerug Before and After.

Makeover to take over

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Pampered and poodled.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Decorating with Children

Complete Makeover

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Organized chaos.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

Slag Heap paint colour.

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

"Taxi's waiting."