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Curling your hair for no reason

Ancel P.Neilerug Before and After.

Makeover to take over

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Complete Makeover

Decorating with Children

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Organized chaos.

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"Taxi's waiting."

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

Slag Heap paint colour.

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

'It's more like a very good used you.'