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'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"You did it, Harold - you got rid of that moustache!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"Fashion over function!"

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Any more thoughts about shaving yourself?"

"What's my collar size?"

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"How the hell are you?"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Bag Lady.

'Of course, but it's very expensive, with all that organic food, renewable energy and 5 star health care and horrendous surcharges on sin.'

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."

"Boy, she has a new look."

Biking Granny.

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."

Compliment seeking missile

'I dunno, Friar Tuck. Sometimes I think I preferred the hidout before our visit from the 'Ground Force' team.'

Bad Hair Year

"You've done something with your hair."

"You seem different."