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Compliment seeking missile

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Bag Lady.

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"I can't believe school starts next week."

"You must be the new guy!"

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

Good Luck

Couple in Green

Henry put it on at a party - he liked it so much he's been wearing it ever since.

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

Tennis

"You did it, Harold - you got rid of that moustache!"

Hi, I'm Rolf Fusco. What do you recommend? Cosmetic surgery?

'I'm s00 hungry!'

"Ever since you got that romper you never want to stand stiffly in the corner with me anymore."

How do you like the hat?

But, I guess what it comes down to is this, in a world so full of pain and suffering, at least I can say I wore fun ties.'