New Look Mugs

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"You did it, Harold - you got rid of that moustache!"

"This is daring, but I like it."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"Fashion over function!"

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Any more thoughts about shaving yourself?"

"What's my collar size?"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"How the hell are you?"

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Bag Lady.

Biking Granny.

'Of course, but it's very expensive, with all that organic food, renewable energy and 5 star health care and horrendous surcharges on sin.'

"Boy, she has a new look."

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."

Compliment seeking missile

Bad Hair Year

'I dunno, Friar Tuck. Sometimes I think I preferred the hidout before our visit from the 'Ground Force' team.'