Hi, I'm Rolf Fusco. What do you recommend? Cosmetic surgery?
Starting A New Look Mugs
Kickstart their new look with mugs featuring witty or encouraging designs. A daily reminder that change is exciting and stylish, perfect for brightening their mornings.
A Punk Rocker Cocoon.
"This is daring, but I like it."
My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts
A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.
"This year I resolve to embrace change."
Congratulations on the new you!
This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!
"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."
"I'm thinkin' blond."
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?
'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'
'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'
"Any more thoughts about shaving yourself?"
Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.
"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"
"What's my collar size?"
"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."
"Buy them - and never look back."
2020
"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."
"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."
'Take ten years off the top.'
'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'
Russell Rebrand
"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."
"You might consider new socks as well."
Bag Lady.
Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.
"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."
'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'
"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."
"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"
'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'
"Don't waste your howl on the moon—emigrate!"
Starting A New Look Mugs Collection
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