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"This is daring, but I like it."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Congratulations on the new you!

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Any more thoughts about shaving yourself?"

"Buy them - and never look back."

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"What's my collar size?"

2020

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Take ten years off the top.'

Bag Lady.

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"

"Our world is constantly changing, so what should we do? I suggest embracing each day with a spirit brand new!"

"Don't waste your howl on the moon—emigrate!"

"Why, yes, I did meet someone new, how did you know?"