New Hairstyle T-Shirts

"Oooh Martha! Loving what you've done to your hair!"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Bad Hair Year

"Dyeing your hair says, I'm wild! I'm cool! Let's party, baby!"

"Boy, she has a new look."

"Fashion over function!"

Haircuts

Bad hair day!

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Hair Crop Circle

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Shampoo.

Lesser known greek gods,

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Absolutely not!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Pampered and poodled.

A Macaroni in 1772

Lego Haircut

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Not you. Your hair.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Baby Hairstyles.

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."