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"I'm starting to regret that haircut."

"You've done something with your hair."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"You took too much off!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

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Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Curling your hair for no reason

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Two men in barber shop

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Fashion over function!"

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"