New Haircut Gifts

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."

"You've done something with your hair."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"You took too much off!"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Haircuts

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Curling your hair for no reason

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Two men in barber shop

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Fashion over function!"

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'