Haircutting Gifts

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"I know exactly what you want."

The Miracle of Jesus Walking on Egg Shells

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

"I have used this unexpected stay-at-home time to get really good at new skills."

Haircuts

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Military style hedgehog

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Two men in barber shop

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Deer Barber

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

Giraffe Haircut

Yep, I started out as a dog groomer.

'There's an extra $25 in it for you if you can get the Silly Putty out of his hair.'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'