Haircuts Gifts

'Cut both both short. Hair and the conversation!'

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

'Just a little off the top. Of my eyebrows.'

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'You realize I'm going to have to charge you double?'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"Never discuss politics with your barber."

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

Two men in barber shop

"Give me the Vin Diesel."

'Money can't buy everything,son. Look at Bill Gates' hair.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"What silly women! All copying each other's hair-do!"

"My barber sneezed."

"You can call me dude or keep the ponytail... pick one."

"You're a barber. Think of your portfolio as a haircut.... in two weeks it will look better."

Haircuts

"Just a little off the top, please."

'Just a trim, Sir? How about a Tony Curtis?'

'Get yer 'air cut!'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Now, you said you wanted a grownup haircut."

"Going anywhere nice on your sick leave this year sir?"

Cuts on Cuts - Three for Two

Monks haircutting with compasses

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Pensioner Haircuts

"Dang! I can't believe it! Miguel's is closed!"

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Open mike night starring Rudy Park. Much to fear, these troubled days. Covid, economy in a stew … I've compounded things a ways with my enemy anew. Oh foolishness and great folly there're no ifs, ands, or buts. We failed to tip sufficiently … when last at Supercuts. Never dis the barber!

"For Facetime or Zoom?..."