Haircuts Pillows

'Cut both both short. Hair and the conversation!'

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

'Just a little off the top. Of my eyebrows.'

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'You realize I'm going to have to charge you double?'

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"Never discuss politics with your barber."

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

Two men in barber shop

'Money can't buy everything,son. Look at Bill Gates' hair.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"What silly women! All copying each other's hair-do!"

"My barber sneezed."

"You can call me dude or keep the ponytail... pick one."

"You're a barber. Think of your portfolio as a haircut.... in two weeks it will look better."

Haircuts

"Just a little off the top, please."

'Just a trim, Sir? How about a Tony Curtis?'

'Get yer 'air cut!'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Now, you said you wanted a grownup haircut."

"Going anywhere nice on your sick leave this year sir?"

Cuts on Cuts - Three for Two

Monks haircutting with compasses

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Pensioner Haircuts

"Dang! I can't believe it! Miguel's is closed!"

"For Facetime or Zoom?..."

"Kings do not trim bangs."

"Bravo, Paul. You've done more for the back of my head than I ever dreamed possible."

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."