Haircut Pillows

"Absolutely not!"

Just a little off the top of the phone.

"How do I like it cut? In silence!"

'Two bucks for a haircut. Man, where have you been for the last 20 years?'

'How do I want my hair cut? In silence!'

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

"Did you get a haircut, darling?"

Haircuts

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Military style hedgehog

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Two men in barber shop

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Deer Barber

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Bobo's Barber Shop

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'Just the usual, thanks.'