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"Absolutely not!"

"How do I like it cut? In silence!"

'Two bucks for a haircut. Man, where have you been for the last 20 years?'

'How do I want my hair cut? In silence!'

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

"Did you get a haircut, darling?"

Haircuts

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Military style hedgehog

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Two men in barber shop

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Deer Barber

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair