Haircut Fanatic T-Shirts

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'

Love at First Sight

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

"Nice haircut."

Curling your hair for no reason

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Two men in barber shop

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head