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'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Lesser known greek gods,

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Sheep In Curlers

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Nothing about my new hair-do, yet you were first to notice the pimple on the bridge of her nose had gone!'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Is there room for me?"

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

Army barber says: 'Don't say 'Surprise me', soldier. I've never managed that yet.'

'Will I outgrow my hair like you when I grow up?'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

Ringlets Hairstyle

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."