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Express chair. 12 hairs or less.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

Child cutting her brother's hair

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

'I suppose I can take a little off the sides Bob, but this is your fourth haircut this week.'

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

'This is going to be a lot more difficult now you've had that makeover.'

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

'Five pounds-fifty for a crew cut,that's good value...Right-o....come-on men!'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"Are you on your lunch break or are you just skiving bastard?"

Sid's Barbers: Special Offer. No Brexit Chat £1.

Barber reveals his customer's new haircut.

The Barber in my Neighborhood

"Going anywhere nice on your sick leave this year sir?"

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Teenage hair styles.

"Wow! Who shaves your hair"

Pensioner Haircuts

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

Boys looking at mannequins in a shop window

"The price is for the neck up, anything else is extra."

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'