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"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Love at First Sight

Lesser known greek gods,

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

"Like my new haircut?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Chris knew what looked good and always kept his hair short on the sides and longer on top.

A Macaroni in 1773

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'Nothing about my new hair-do, yet you were first to notice the pimple on the bridge of her nose had gone!'

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Ringlets Hairstyle

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."